Have you ever liked a frozen flagpole? Or stuck a metal fork in the toaster or an outlet? If you have ever done any of these things you know that there are consequences for these foolish acts that you have to learn the hard way. Some lessons I have learned the hard way are don’t forget sunscreen before going swimming for long periods of time, don’t use a bike in a way it could hurt you, and that you should canoe with my grandpa at your own risk. All of these lessons I can assure you that I have done and regretted.
Swimming without sunscreen for long periods of time is not advised; however, I have done this multiple times and one time in particular when I had severe consequences to suffer. I had gone over to Brooke’s cabin during the summer just before our families “sheep camp” (a week that all the cousins go over to our grandparents to train sheep) and we were so excited to go swimming that we had forgotten sunscreen. We lost track of time and went swimming for 5 hours without noticing. The next morning we looked a little sunburnt but we still wanted to hop in the water again. So we applied a little sunscreen anticipating a short swim, and we once again lost track of time and swam for about 5 and a half hours without reapplying sunscreen. That weekend as we joined our cousins at our grandparents I noticed a very defined razorback tan line and very red shoulders. So burnt, in fact, that the burns radiated heat. That was the weekend of pain. From that time on, I wore sunscreen whenever going swimming or going outside for long periods of time. I guess you could say I learned my lesson.
Bikes are fun if used correctly, you can use them to get exercise, or do a little race on your driveway. You probably think I am an idiot at this point in the essay, but just hold on, I might not be. On multiple occasions you have probably fallen off of your bike or something like that. On my 11th birthday, I wanted to have an outdoor party so we set up a table and started a fire. We couldn’t invite many people because of covid, but our cousins were able to come and enjoy an evening of sitting by the campfire and eating cake. Since we got bored and it was too warm outside to sit by a fire, me and a couple of my cousins went to go ride bikes. While we were riding bikes a me and a couple other people raced each other around the bends and turns of the sidewalks. Of course, I ended up hurting myself. I turned too hard and got asphalt burns on the side of my leg. The lesson I learned was that you should never use a piece of equipment in a way it is not supposed to be used.
I have had a long and traumatic experience with canoeing in my childhood. And if you are canoeing for the first time, DON’T GO WITH MY GRANDPA! If he says you might make it through the branch across the river, you won’t . The most traumatic trips I had to go on were down the Pensaukee river. The very first time I went canoeing we went down the wrong part of the river and there were more branches we had to climb over and across than we expected. During the trip we lost all of our food, Elijah’s shoes, Dad’s shoe, and all of our drinks. Elijah also found a rusted Sprite can floating down the river and since it had not been opened, drank it. That was gross. Since we didn’t bring any phones so we wouldn’t wreck them, we also had to stop by the highway and go and knock on a stranger’s door because we were so lost, it turns out we started at the wrong point of the river. We canoed in the hot summer heat and there were more mosquitoes than stars in the sky, it turns out Isaiah’s theory of “covering yourself in mud will repel mosquitoes” didn’t work out the best for him. During the trip we flipped the canoes over about 4 times for each canoe. Some of those times our grandpa thought it would be fun to tip over a canoe in the shallower water so we could “cool off”. Then last summer we decided to go at it again with our cousins, the Kochs. It started smoothly but went downhill quickly. Since we had borrowed some kayaks as well as canoes from our grandpa and a family friend, we were able to take 11 people along with us. Our grandpa also came along with us on this trip. I started out in a canoe, but got bored so I switched to a kayak which just happened to be when the rapids were. I wasn’t able to switch back to a canoe so I tipped a couple times trying to get over branches across the river. Multiple times down the river there were branches completely over the entire river so we had to portage, which was when I scraped up my legs in the stinging nettle that I didn’t know was there. I also had gotten stuck on the shore and couldn’t get back into my kayak because there was some sort of quick sand that pulled you under with it. I had scrapes from my waist to my toes from the nettle. After kayaking for about 8 hours, we got out of the water freezing cold, wet , tired, and hungry. I could go into more details of what the trips were like, but It would bore you to death. Anyway, the lesson I learned from those experiences was if you want to go canoeing, don’t go with our grandpa because he may mess up the river route, give you wrong information on where to turn on the river, and maybe tip over your canoe…for fun.
I know I learned my lesson more than 3 times, but these were the three times that stood out to me. So if you ever get the urge to ignore sunscreen, or ride bikes recklessly, don’t. In conclusion, three times that I have learned my lesson the hard way are when I forgot sunscreen before swimming, used a piece of equipment incorrectly, and made the mistake of trusting my grandpa to be in a canoe with me and not tip me over.